Corset Compulsion
I've always wanted a corset. Don't ask me why. I've also wanted a bow and arrow and tarot cards, but corsets were more expensive than either of those and people look at me a little less weird trouncing around with my bow and arrow than if I were gallivanting about town in a corset. *Note that I said, a little less....I know Spencer's had some "Sexy" type of sale where I bought my first few corsets, but I felt like they were a little cheap. However, they were what kick started my sexy-quest to find more along the same price line! I then found this AMAZING site called
Fashion Corset Shop (.com)
I quickly began going through and picking out my favorites, but I was a little weary because I wasn't sure what size I'd be. I don't have huge boobs, a little on the smaller side, but not "small" per say. I have some wicked lovehandles for how "little" I am and I've gained more of a stomach since I took on 7 classes and have been dual enrolled at a community college and a university. Needless to say I was unsure about my proportions! And, some corsets only hook in the front or the back or some tie in the front or tie in the back -OR BOTH!!! Oh, and I have one that zips.
Corsets were so much more complicated than I expected them to be -and it's harder when you're shopping online!!!
These were a few of the ones I instantly LOVED!
This one for instance, would totally be part of my costume if I were to ever become an evil villain. Not saying I'm not close to it, but if I were ever required to register as an evil villain or something I'd trounce about town with this as my top. Bottom pending. Probably some black leather pants and knee-high black boots....hair in a pony tail. Not sure if I'd want a mask or not. I'm sure everyone would know it's me once a mean, sarcastic, witty comment poured outta my mouth.....
I totally bought this one. LOVE it! But what sucked was I was having trouble trying to get the tie in the back the right tightness while hooking it in the front on my own.
DO NOT CORSET ALONE!!!
It was a long process of trial and error and at one point I was really worried that I was going to end up asphyxiating and dying, with my roommate having to find me passed out, all sexy-like, on my bed.
That would've been a fun headline to come up with for the news:
Girl Found Asphyxiated in Corset by Roommate
Hottest Death In the QC
Do Not Corset Alone
Corsets: Sexy or Dangerous?
Corsets: Stimulating or Murderous?
Feel free to create your own!!
I also bought one like this, but in green, because it looked very saloon-girl from the old west.
Love me some corsets!!! But I bought most of these when I didn't have a boyfriend (which is like, always) nor was I really dating anyone....I think I'd just stopped dating someone at that point so I figured I was going to have to come up with a "Corset Thursday" or something so I could feel like I received my monies worth!
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