I'll Give You $125 for the Vintage Terminator please?

A friend posted this: 

I'm a sucker for old metal machines

To which I commented:

Me too. I'd probably buy a Terminator and risk it killing 

me just cause it's a vintage murdering machine.

^^ Check out my sweet photoshop skillz ^^

Real Women: of the Quad Cities

Please vote once per day for this organization to win a $25,000 grant!!

They're trying to change the perception of body image within society and want to be able to get an office and hire staff and interns! =)

Check out the replications of these pictures that society says women should look like with the pictures of local Quad Cities women without photoshop.

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No Date, But Here's a Picture of My Dick!

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      DOES NOT

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Dick Pix: Not what we want.

Contrary to popular belief, many women are STILL waiting for men to SIMPLY, yes I said simply....because it is that simple....to ask them out on a date.

I'm tired of the same ole excuse, which I refer to as the McFly Complex, "I just, can't, handle, that kind of REJECTION!"

That is what I've have heard time and time again. They "can't take it." We "don't know what it's like." They have "low self-esteem because of it." Bla, bla bla.

WELL! First of all, the male gender isn't the ONLY gender to face rejection. You wanna talk rejection? Women get turned down for jobs BECAUSE THEY'RE WOMEN! My friends and I get rejected all the time! One of my societal-standards-met-GORGEOUS friends was told by a guy who she approached, "Sorry, you're too short to ride this ride." Yet, more often than not, she has men 300-style dying at her feet.  

NEWS FLASH!!!!

Everyone incurs rejection -DAILY!

With that said, many people are now scratching their heads going, "Well, if she likes him, why doesn't SHE ask HIM on a date?"

Many reasons:

1) She may be just as afraid of rejection as you, dummy!

2) She may believe that chivalry still exists and part of what interests her in a partner is the outgoing attitude where HE courts HER.

3) She may not think he is interested in her and doesn't want to make the move because most guys then think she'll love/lust him forever, so she just doesn't bring it up because she knows there's no going back to normal after that and would rather have him in her life -not as a love interest- than not at all!

4) In the patriarchy that we live in enough women get the "she was asking for it!!!" argument so it's literally easier if we don't, because then a whole shit-storm of accusations for what may come about....well, comes about! 

5) If you're anything like me, if I show the SLIGHTEST interest in a guy he either moves across country and changes his name or starts planning our wedding. There is no, "Hm, yea, let's get to know each other!"    

     -God forbid people understand that you can say, "No, I don't like you like that, but we can still be friends" and move on. Many people just assume if someone likes them that they're CRAZY about them and cannot move on.

"Listen pal, I said I like ya, I didn't say you were 

the Romeo to my Juliet."

I mean shit, things don't work out I might be upset,

but there's no need to fake my death,

have you come-a-runnin back,

kill yourself because you think I'm dead,

then I kill myself FOR REAL because you

killed yourself because you thought I was dead....

 AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

*and if this DOES happen, THEN you can move across the country and change your name

You have my blessing.

Now, if you want to simply hook-up, fine, state that. Some girls might be down for that, but I'd still probably hold off on the dick pix for a few reasons:

1). In case you don't understand this concept -THAT IS A PICTURE 

                                                                         OF YOUR PENIS!!!

     She can show that to her friends, family, the guy she could be with at that moment, she could upload it to the internet and be all, "Hey, check out John's penis!" Come on man!

2). Seinfeld said it best:

It's from the episode "The Apology" and is on right now...so I figured I'd post it.

Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a
man."
George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is
utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."

3). Most women will give the picture this kind of reaction:

Don't get me wrong, I think "sexy" pictures are okay if you and your booty call are into that or if your relationship is like that, but I will tell you this, no penis picture has ever gotten me or a girl I know all "riled up." 

We've been like, "Yup, that's a penis." We either wanted to sleep with you before or didn't want to and STILL don't. We usually just sit around and make fun of every guy who's ever sent us a penis picture, whether we like him or not. 

The moral of this blog, please stop sending us

penis pictures in hopes of piquing our interests.

If you like us, ask us out ON A DATE!

None of this, "Let's go to a movie, I'm not sure if as friends or more

But we'll see if I can feel out this awkward situation and figure it out.

I've got an hour of an awkward dinner and an hour and a half of an awkward movie

to accomplish it in! Also we'll deal with the 'who's paying' awkwardness too.

This should be a fun night out!!"

Don't Date a Girl Who Reads....

I LOVED this!!!! Here's a snip-it, but read the rest from the link!!!

http://sean.terretta.com/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads-charles-warnke

"Do those things, because nothing sucks worse than a girl who reads. Do it, I say, because a life in purgatory is better than a life in hell. Do it, because a girl who reads possesses a vocabulary that can describe that amorphous discontent as a life unfulfilled—a vocabulary that parses the innate beauty of the world and makes it an accessible necessity instead of an alien wonder. A girl who reads lays claim to a vocabulary that distinguishes between the specious and soulless rhetoric of someone who cannot love her, and the inarticulate desperation of someone who loves her too much. A vocabulary, god damnit, that makes my vacuous sophistry a cheap trick."

Bitches Be Crazy

GIIIIIRL FIIIIIIGHT!

Of course this is all done now over the internet -which I'm not sure if it's better or worse. I think the most HILARIOUS thing about fights is when someone says, "Well, I'm sorry that YOU took what I said wrong!" or "I'm sorry that you're obviously sensitive!"

Um....I don't know where you learned to apologize, but that's not really an apology. 

An appropriate apology would be, "I'm sorry that 

what I said offended you or upset you."

Instead most girls just bitch to their friends, who will obviously back them up, no matter how "honest" they say they are -there are FEW people who will step up and tell their friend when they are in the wrong. And then you also have to wonder what the person is telling their friends and what they're not. It's amazing how two people can have a conversation with each other and walk away with COMPLETELY DIFFERENT stories. 

If someone takes something personally and is offended by it they get labeled "sensitive" and what's worse was the "attacker's" friends usually follow up with, "I think you were being nice!" and "Yea me too. She's just a pussy. Jesus, put your big girl pants on!" 

What's even WORSE is when someone, who barely knows you, who only knows of your life through FB posts starts "giving advice," in an extremely rude manner, on your Facebook page. ---And remember, say what you mean and mean what you say. If you say, " If it didn't come off that way in your mind..." you should expect that person to take offense to the fact that you're insinuating that it's THEM taking EVERYTHING you say wrong.

Girls need to quit being needlessly hateful toward other girls -however, don't let bitches walk all over you and take advantage of you. But know the difference. Treat others as they deserve to be treated. Just remember who's your friend and who's your foe -and remember if you turn a friend into a foe, you'll probably never get them back. 

I don't want to be patronized by my friends, but I also don't want to be talked negatively and poorly to by someone who barely knows me and DAMN WELL doesn't know what's going on in my life or how my past life has been -they sure have NO PLACE in my future.

Corset Thursday!!!

Corset Compulsion

I've always wanted a corset. Don't ask me why. I've also wanted a bow and arrow and tarot cards, but corsets were more expensive than either of those and people look at me a little less weird trouncing around with my bow and arrow than if I were gallivanting about town in a corset. *Note that I said, a little less....

I know Spencer's had some "Sexy" type of sale where I bought my first few corsets, but I felt like they were a little cheap. However, they were what kick started my sexy-quest to find more along the same price line! I then found this AMAZING site called

Fashion Corset Shop (.com)

http://www.thefashioncorsetshop.com/fashion-corsets-overbust-underbust.html

I quickly began going through and picking out my favorites, but I was a little weary because I wasn't sure what size I'd be. I don't have huge boobs, a little on the smaller side, but not "small" per say. I have some wicked lovehandles for how "little" I am and I've gained more of a stomach since I took on 7 classes and have been dual enrolled at a community college and a university. Needless to say I was unsure about my proportions! And, some corsets only hook in the front or the back or some tie in the front or tie in the back -OR BOTH!!! Oh, and I have one that zips. 

Corsets were so much more complicated than I expected them to be -and it's harder when you're shopping online!!!

These were a few of the ones I instantly LOVED!

This one for instance, would totally be part of my costume if I were to ever become an evil villain. Not saying I'm not close to it, but if I were ever required to register as an evil villain or something I'd trounce about town with this as my top. Bottom pending. Probably some black leather pants and knee-high black boots....hair in a pony tail. Not sure if I'd want a mask or not. I'm sure everyone would know it's me once a mean, sarcastic, witty comment poured outta my mouth.....

 I totally bought this one. LOVE it! But what sucked was I was having trouble trying to get the tie in the back the right tightness while hooking it in the front on my own. 

DO NOT CORSET ALONE!!!

It was a long process of trial and error and at one point I was really worried that I was going to end up asphyxiating and dying, with my roommate having to find me passed out, all sexy-like, on my bed. 

That would've been a fun headline to come up with for the news:

Girl Found Asphyxiated in Corset by Roommate

Hottest Death In the QC

Do Not Corset Alone

Corsets: Sexy or Dangerous?

Corsets: Stimulating or Murderous?

Feel free to create your own!!

I also bought one like this, but in green, because it looked very saloon-girl from the old west. 

Love me some corsets!!! But I bought most of these when I didn't have a boyfriend (which is like, always) nor was I really dating anyone....I think I'd just stopped dating someone at that point so I figured I was going to have to come up with a "Corset Thursday" or something so I could feel like I received my monies worth!

CORSET THURSDAY!

STOP ON BY!

Thou Hast Internet Again!!!!

Whoo!!! I'm back, bitches!!!!
On that note, I have not a clue why I always refer to everyone as bitches (men included), but I envision it to be like how Lady Gaga refers to people as her "little monsters" -or was it just monsters?? I don't know.

Well! I have a load (no sexual innuendo intended, but hey, it happens) of things to blog about. Why haven't I been blogging as things happened and just upload them now? I thought about it, but it's just not the same....it's really not.

Prepare yourself for all of my thoughts and feelings and rantings and ravings!!! -Again.