Corset Thursday!!!

Corset Compulsion

I've always wanted a corset. Don't ask me why. I've also wanted a bow and arrow and tarot cards, but corsets were more expensive than either of those and people look at me a little less weird trouncing around with my bow and arrow than if I were gallivanting about town in a corset. *Note that I said, a little less....

I know Spencer's had some "Sexy" type of sale where I bought my first few corsets, but I felt like they were a little cheap. However, they were what kick started my sexy-quest to find more along the same price line! I then found this AMAZING site called

Fashion Corset Shop (.com)

http://www.thefashioncorsetshop.com/fashion-corsets-overbust-underbust.html

I quickly began going through and picking out my favorites, but I was a little weary because I wasn't sure what size I'd be. I don't have huge boobs, a little on the smaller side, but not "small" per say. I have some wicked lovehandles for how "little" I am and I've gained more of a stomach since I took on 7 classes and have been dual enrolled at a community college and a university. Needless to say I was unsure about my proportions! And, some corsets only hook in the front or the back or some tie in the front or tie in the back -OR BOTH!!! Oh, and I have one that zips. 

Corsets were so much more complicated than I expected them to be -and it's harder when you're shopping online!!!

These were a few of the ones I instantly LOVED!

This one for instance, would totally be part of my costume if I were to ever become an evil villain. Not saying I'm not close to it, but if I were ever required to register as an evil villain or something I'd trounce about town with this as my top. Bottom pending. Probably some black leather pants and knee-high black boots....hair in a pony tail. Not sure if I'd want a mask or not. I'm sure everyone would know it's me once a mean, sarcastic, witty comment poured outta my mouth.....

 I totally bought this one. LOVE it! But what sucked was I was having trouble trying to get the tie in the back the right tightness while hooking it in the front on my own. 

DO NOT CORSET ALONE!!!

It was a long process of trial and error and at one point I was really worried that I was going to end up asphyxiating and dying, with my roommate having to find me passed out, all sexy-like, on my bed. 

That would've been a fun headline to come up with for the news:

Girl Found Asphyxiated in Corset by Roommate

Hottest Death In the QC

Do Not Corset Alone

Corsets: Sexy or Dangerous?

Corsets: Stimulating or Murderous?

Feel free to create your own!!

I also bought one like this, but in green, because it looked very saloon-girl from the old west. 

Love me some corsets!!! But I bought most of these when I didn't have a boyfriend (which is like, always) nor was I really dating anyone....I think I'd just stopped dating someone at that point so I figured I was going to have to come up with a "Corset Thursday" or something so I could feel like I received my monies worth!

CORSET THURSDAY!

STOP ON BY!

Thou Hast Internet Again!!!!

Whoo!!! I'm back, bitches!!!!
On that note, I have not a clue why I always refer to everyone as bitches (men included), but I envision it to be like how Lady Gaga refers to people as her "little monsters" -or was it just monsters?? I don't know.

Well! I have a load (no sexual innuendo intended, but hey, it happens) of things to blog about. Why haven't I been blogging as things happened and just upload them now? I thought about it, but it's just not the same....it's really not.

Prepare yourself for all of my thoughts and feelings and rantings and ravings!!! -Again.

Joel at 6am! SWEET!

"If you said goodbye to me tonight 

there would still be music to write." 

Billy Joel

     Oh Billy Joel, how you remind me that the world doesn't stop if something ends! At least that's what I'm taking from it!!

     I try to take something from everything that I can. Like when a friend lies to me, I get cheated on, or I get a promotion out of seemingly nowhere, and so on. I took my relationship with Bob ending and I turned it into a an idea for a modern version of a classic work. I even took his love for his daughter and turned it into a children's book. What can I say, I use what I'm given and I try to make something of it. -Otherwise it just sucks!! lol 

     I mean, come on, I even took my own issues with body image and what I'd learned in class and turned it into a social movement and webpage which I've now made into an organization that people are already asking if I have internships for! 

     Or....maybe....I just love that song. OoooWhoooOooOooo!!! =)

I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means....

"...vulcanization (a process of treating rubber with sulfur to improve it's chemical characteristics) was developed...." 

     When I read "vulcanization" in this article for my research paper I totally didn't expect it to go this way. Yes, the article was about how rubber was a huge "craze" in the UK and such, but I guess when I read  "vulcanization" my mind will always automatically go to Spock. Now all I can picture is this:

     It's going to be insanely difficult to get through the rest of this article and not snicker while I type up my paper. 

Not now dominatrix Spock! I'm studying!!!

Live long and prosper.

I don't usually "country," buuuuut....

"'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together

Even when you fall apart

But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart"

"Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation

Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make

My mama came from a softer generation

Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face"

Miranda Lambert
Mama's Broken Heart

Defect

Everyone has the propensity to be an asshole....

     Everyone has the propensity to be an asshole, you just need to know when and how much of one to be! ---Just some Stephanie Words of Wisdom! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

                                        *This also applies to bitches, but not douches. Don't be a douche. 


     I love how many people refuse to admit that they're an asshole or a bitch, because so many people want to think they're nice and humble and a little slice of Heaven. -Yes, you'll have guys and girls straight claim to be an asshole or a bitch, but they're usually doing it to get people to tell them they're not. However, you may stumble upon the rare true asshole or bitch who knows they're one and act the part. I don't know how these people live for so long without pissing someone off enough to hit them with a car, but it does happen. Maybe I'll do a case study on it and report back to ya later!

   Just don't take it too far, because being a bitch or an asshole is the last step into becoming a douche -and douches DO get hit by cars....because they're douches.