Bitches Be Crazy

GIIIIIRL FIIIIIIGHT!

Of course this is all done now over the internet -which I'm not sure if it's better or worse. I think the most HILARIOUS thing about fights is when someone says, "Well, I'm sorry that YOU took what I said wrong!" or "I'm sorry that you're obviously sensitive!"

Um....I don't know where you learned to apologize, but that's not really an apology. 

An appropriate apology would be, "I'm sorry that 

what I said offended you or upset you."

Instead most girls just bitch to their friends, who will obviously back them up, no matter how "honest" they say they are -there are FEW people who will step up and tell their friend when they are in the wrong. And then you also have to wonder what the person is telling their friends and what they're not. It's amazing how two people can have a conversation with each other and walk away with COMPLETELY DIFFERENT stories. 

If someone takes something personally and is offended by it they get labeled "sensitive" and what's worse was the "attacker's" friends usually follow up with, "I think you were being nice!" and "Yea me too. She's just a pussy. Jesus, put your big girl pants on!" 

What's even WORSE is when someone, who barely knows you, who only knows of your life through FB posts starts "giving advice," in an extremely rude manner, on your Facebook page. ---And remember, say what you mean and mean what you say. If you say, " If it didn't come off that way in your mind..." you should expect that person to take offense to the fact that you're insinuating that it's THEM taking EVERYTHING you say wrong.

Girls need to quit being needlessly hateful toward other girls -however, don't let bitches walk all over you and take advantage of you. But know the difference. Treat others as they deserve to be treated. Just remember who's your friend and who's your foe -and remember if you turn a friend into a foe, you'll probably never get them back. 

I don't want to be patronized by my friends, but I also don't want to be talked negatively and poorly to by someone who barely knows me and DAMN WELL doesn't know what's going on in my life or how my past life has been -they sure have NO PLACE in my future.

Corset Thursday!!!

Corset Compulsion

I've always wanted a corset. Don't ask me why. I've also wanted a bow and arrow and tarot cards, but corsets were more expensive than either of those and people look at me a little less weird trouncing around with my bow and arrow than if I were gallivanting about town in a corset. *Note that I said, a little less....

I know Spencer's had some "Sexy" type of sale where I bought my first few corsets, but I felt like they were a little cheap. However, they were what kick started my sexy-quest to find more along the same price line! I then found this AMAZING site called

Fashion Corset Shop (.com)

http://www.thefashioncorsetshop.com/fashion-corsets-overbust-underbust.html

I quickly began going through and picking out my favorites, but I was a little weary because I wasn't sure what size I'd be. I don't have huge boobs, a little on the smaller side, but not "small" per say. I have some wicked lovehandles for how "little" I am and I've gained more of a stomach since I took on 7 classes and have been dual enrolled at a community college and a university. Needless to say I was unsure about my proportions! And, some corsets only hook in the front or the back or some tie in the front or tie in the back -OR BOTH!!! Oh, and I have one that zips. 

Corsets were so much more complicated than I expected them to be -and it's harder when you're shopping online!!!

These were a few of the ones I instantly LOVED!

This one for instance, would totally be part of my costume if I were to ever become an evil villain. Not saying I'm not close to it, but if I were ever required to register as an evil villain or something I'd trounce about town with this as my top. Bottom pending. Probably some black leather pants and knee-high black boots....hair in a pony tail. Not sure if I'd want a mask or not. I'm sure everyone would know it's me once a mean, sarcastic, witty comment poured outta my mouth.....

 I totally bought this one. LOVE it! But what sucked was I was having trouble trying to get the tie in the back the right tightness while hooking it in the front on my own. 

DO NOT CORSET ALONE!!!

It was a long process of trial and error and at one point I was really worried that I was going to end up asphyxiating and dying, with my roommate having to find me passed out, all sexy-like, on my bed. 

That would've been a fun headline to come up with for the news:

Girl Found Asphyxiated in Corset by Roommate

Hottest Death In the QC

Do Not Corset Alone

Corsets: Sexy or Dangerous?

Corsets: Stimulating or Murderous?

Feel free to create your own!!

I also bought one like this, but in green, because it looked very saloon-girl from the old west. 

Love me some corsets!!! But I bought most of these when I didn't have a boyfriend (which is like, always) nor was I really dating anyone....I think I'd just stopped dating someone at that point so I figured I was going to have to come up with a "Corset Thursday" or something so I could feel like I received my monies worth!

CORSET THURSDAY!

STOP ON BY!

Thou Hast Internet Again!!!!

Whoo!!! I'm back, bitches!!!!
On that note, I have not a clue why I always refer to everyone as bitches (men included), but I envision it to be like how Lady Gaga refers to people as her "little monsters" -or was it just monsters?? I don't know.

Well! I have a load (no sexual innuendo intended, but hey, it happens) of things to blog about. Why haven't I been blogging as things happened and just upload them now? I thought about it, but it's just not the same....it's really not.

Prepare yourself for all of my thoughts and feelings and rantings and ravings!!! -Again.

Joel at 6am! SWEET!

"If you said goodbye to me tonight 

there would still be music to write." 

Billy Joel

     Oh Billy Joel, how you remind me that the world doesn't stop if something ends! At least that's what I'm taking from it!!

     I try to take something from everything that I can. Like when a friend lies to me, I get cheated on, or I get a promotion out of seemingly nowhere, and so on. I took my relationship with Bob ending and I turned it into a an idea for a modern version of a classic work. I even took his love for his daughter and turned it into a children's book. What can I say, I use what I'm given and I try to make something of it. -Otherwise it just sucks!! lol 

     I mean, come on, I even took my own issues with body image and what I'd learned in class and turned it into a social movement and webpage which I've now made into an organization that people are already asking if I have internships for! 

     Or....maybe....I just love that song. OoooWhoooOooOooo!!! =)

I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means....

"...vulcanization (a process of treating rubber with sulfur to improve it's chemical characteristics) was developed...." 

     When I read "vulcanization" in this article for my research paper I totally didn't expect it to go this way. Yes, the article was about how rubber was a huge "craze" in the UK and such, but I guess when I read  "vulcanization" my mind will always automatically go to Spock. Now all I can picture is this:

     It's going to be insanely difficult to get through the rest of this article and not snicker while I type up my paper. 

Not now dominatrix Spock! I'm studying!!!

Live long and prosper.

I don't usually "country," buuuuut....

"'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together

Even when you fall apart

But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart"

"Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation

Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make

My mama came from a softer generation

Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face"

Miranda Lambert
Mama's Broken Heart

Defect