Bang OR Hang!!!

Hanging does NOT mean banging!!!

                                 *not in this girl's book!

     Frank asked me, "How many guys do you hang out with that you aren't interested in?" (or want to bang, or "like," or something like that....) in trying to make a point. I answered him with, "Um, pretty much all of them...."

    He was trying to make a point that clearly this girl was hanging out with this guy because she wants him. Which is probably true of most people -now that I think about it; unless they've already been friend-zoned. And many of those in the friend-zone are patiently waiting for the person to crack and go, "FINE! I'll give you a chance! Jesus!"

     But me....me, I'll avoid you like the plague if I like you. I currently have a crush on two guys and my friend said to me (in regard to one of them), "Just send him a message and ask if he wants to hang out!" I was like, "God no!! I'll just suffer in silence....from afar....looking at his beautiful, beautiful face...wishing he were mine." I'm that girl who needs her friends to push her into a guy. Plus I haven't had great luck with guys I've had to chase. I prefer to have them chase me!

     Maybe this is how I get myself into so much trouble. I just don't think or act like most people. If I hang out with you, I want to hang out with you -not bang you. If I want to bang you -you WILL know I want to bang you. Probably because I'll be like, "Soooo, you wanna come over and bang?"
     No bang-hanging here. If I wanna bang, we're going to bang -not hang. One or the other!! Guess I need to preface this from now on....

Bang Buddies and NOT Hang Buddies

     I don't know about you, but when I'm upset I do NOT want to talk to my bang-buddy about my boy problems; unless he's the problem. I just don't want to bang is all! You don't have to try and be my friend and listen to me or be there for me. No. Just DON'T be there for me -is how you can "be there for me." I just need to not bang for awhile until I get my "mojo" back. Don't make me be all:

     Listen Bang Buddy, I don't want to talk to you when I'm upset -that's what my FRIENDS are for. Your sole purpose is for banging. But you're going to have to understand that I also don't want to bang when I'm upset. 
     We can happy bang, angry bang, excited bang, sexually frustrated bang, celebratory bang, sleepy bang...and probably many other kinds of bang -bang. But I do NOT wanna bang when I'm upset!! Just leave me the F alone."

(Please feel free to add to my list of appropriate times to bang.)

• Hungry bang, Arbor Day bang, Birthday bang, daylight savings time bang, stuck in an elevator bang, commercial break bang, Super Bowl halftime show sucks bang.....

  
  
•  I LOVED Arbor Day Bang!! And when you fall back you can use that hour to BANG!! Ingenious!!