Maintenance is coming to fix my running water in my shower. -And let the porno be born! Wtf do you guys do at 4:30 am? I turn problems into porn!
I can't help it...it's finally driving me bat-shit crazy. But I am such a procrastinator. My tub has been leaking slowly and it's now turned into constant running water. It only annoys me that while I'm trying to take a relaxing bath because it never stops running.
No, I can drown out the noise, it's the continual SCALDING HOT water running from it that sucks. not only do I have to keep my feet away from that specific spot otherwise I scald myself, but also the water gets hotter and hotter and hotter -and I already take scalding hot baths, but this is ridiculous!
So yes, one of my many talents is taking something mundane and turning it into off-the-wall hilarity! I can't just be boring and say, "My tub is leaking and someone's coming to fix it. Yay!" I have to say shit like, "Maintenance is coming to fix my running water in my shower. -And let the porno be born! Wtf do you guys do at 4:30 am? I turn problems into porn!"
.....you're welcome world.
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