Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Joel at 6am! SWEET!

"If you said goodbye to me tonight 
there would still be music to write." 
Billy Joel

     Oh Billy Joel, how you remind me that the world doesn't stop if something ends! At least that's what I'm taking from it!!
     I try to take something from everything that I can. Like when a friend lies to me, I get cheated on, or I get a promotion out of seemingly nowhere, and so on. I took my relationship with Bob ending and I turned it into a an idea for a modern version of a classic work. I even took his love for his daughter and turned it into a children's book. What can I say, I use what I'm given and I try to make something of it. -Otherwise it just sucks!! lol 
     I mean, come on, I even took my own issues with body image and what I'd learned in class and turned it into a social movement and webpage which I've now made into an organization that people are already asking if I have internships for! 


     Or....maybe....I just love that song. OoooWhoooOooOooo!!! =)

I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means....


"...vulcanization (a process of treating rubber with sulfur to improve it's chemical characteristics) was developed...." 

     When I read "vulcanization" in this article for my research paper I totally didn't expect it to go this way. Yes, the article was about how rubber was a huge "craze" in the UK and such, but I guess when I read  "vulcanization" my mind will always automatically go to Spock. Now all I can picture is this:


     It's going to be insanely difficult to get through the rest of this article and not snicker while I type up my paper. 

Not now dominatrix Spock! I'm studying!!!
Live long and prosper.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I don't usually "country," buuuuut....



"'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart"




"Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make
My mama came from a softer generation
Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face"




Miranda Lambert
Mama's Broken Heart

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Everyone has the propensity to be an asshole....





     Everyone has the propensity to be an asshole, you just need to know when and how much of one to be! ---Just some Stephanie Words of Wisdom! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

                                        *This also applies to bitches, but not douches. Don't be a douche. 


     I love how many people refuse to admit that they're an asshole or a bitch, because so many people want to think they're nice and humble and a little slice of Heaven. -Yes, you'll have guys and girls straight claim to be an asshole or a bitch, but they're usually doing it to get people to tell them they're not. However, you may stumble upon the rare true asshole or bitch who knows they're one and act the part. I don't know how these people live for so long without pissing someone off enough to hit them with a car, but it does happen. Maybe I'll do a case study on it and report back to ya later!

   Just don't take it too far, because being a bitch or an asshole is the last step into becoming a douche -and douches DO get hit by cars....because they're douches.