I'm such a sap...
Okay, I finally watched Pitch Perfect. No, I'm not in love, but I did like it quite a bit. And now, finally at that, I am in love with the Bruno Mars song "Just the Way You Are" and I want some man to sing it to me whilst professing his undying love for me. *fingers crossed* Come on Elijah Wood!!!
It probably doesn't help that I've been conditioned to link Bruno Mars and marriage together because of that lip dubbed proposal video either. -Don't know what I'm talking about? Here ya go: Isaac's Live Lip-Dub Proposal I'm totally in love with this video. I could watch it on repeat...for hours. What am I talking about, could.....I DO!
Bruno Mars is great -I'm coming to find. Yes, I'm a bit late, but I have this tendency to hate ANYTHING (and everything, I would supposed) that everyone automatically likes. I instantly think "SHEEP!!! YOU'RE ALL SHEEP!!! LIKING SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LIKES IT!!!!" And then I finally give it a chance and go, "Oh, that's what that was about....okay. I can like that too."
I mean, Bruno Mars will catch a grenade for me.
He likes me just the way I are [am, hehe].
He asks me if it feels good [babe], which means he's considerate of my wants and desires and not just his.
He's gunna put his love spell on me and my eager bunny self.
Then he's gunna take a day to not do anything [which any college student can respect and admire].
He even thinks he's gunna marry me, which is a bit sudden, but I can take the compliment.
And not only that, but he wants me back so bad that he'll talk to the moon in hopes of finding me -the last guy wouldn't even text me back that he missed me! Apparently I was smothering him by breathing! Not Bruno though!
I am however, a little concerned about his liquor store blues....if it becomes a problem I may have to check him into rehab. But then again, we all have our vices. Mine's Mt. Dew!
After that Bruno likes to remind me that I can, in fact, count on him....like 1, 2, 3 -especially if I get stuck in the middle of the sea or in the dark....so that's reassuring. Most guys won't even pick me up for a date. They want to meet some place. Bruno's gunna pick me up in the middle of the fucking sea! -Fuck, I didn't listen that far into the song...."that's what friends are supposed to do?" Crap. Bruno just Friend-Zoned me. That sonuvabitch!!!
I'm not sure wtf he's doing "on the other side" though. I feel like this is a trap.....like, he's trying to get everyone to "drink the punch...." if ya know what I mean. I think he's been watching a bit too much Romeo and Juliet. I ain't dying for no one! Oh Bruno...I think your alcohol induced issues have finally caught up to you, because now I'm pretty sure you've died and you want me to join you. Maybe he took the "till death do us part" back when I married him a couple tracks ago a bit too seriously??
Soooo, who wants to sing me "Just the Way You Are??" Eh? Ehhhh???? No? Nobody? Really. DAMN!
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