The Epitome of a Man:

I tell him, "I kind of [grand understatement] hate men right now."

He says, "Do you want [me to come over] to chat for a half hour?"

.....listen, MAN, unless you cut off your dick, you are not coming over. And at that, if you cut off your dick you should probably go to the hospital. So, to make everyone happy and so everyone can keep their dicks, hows about you just go home and leave me to my reading, eh?

And yes, before he asked to come over he asked what I was doing and I said homework reading] and he still persisted on coming over. "Just ten minutes...." No. Then he called, I answered, he asked when I had to have my stuff read by, I said next week, but I have a SHITTON of reading to do the rest of the month and I'd rather stay on top of it so I don't fall behind. He asks to come over for a half hour....ugh. No.

No, I'm doing homework.
No, I'm reading.
No, I have plans, work, and homework ALLL week[end].
No, I don;'t want to talk to YOU.
No, I don't like MEN right now.
Yes, I consider you a man [or at least of the male gender].
No, don't cut off your penis so we can chat for 30 min....

This is what I don't get....I say, no. No, I'm busy. No, I'm reading. No, I'm doing homework. No, I don't want to talk. No, I don't want you to come over. But you men, you just keep pestering and pestering and nagging and nagging and whining and whining and you think that by continually badgering girls they're going to go, "FINE!!! JESUS!! Come over!"

....not this girl! Suck it!