Tuesday, February 12, 2013

I'm Pretty Sure This is How the First BLOW JOB Came About....

I was reading up on Aphrodite and I just got sucked into the story. I came across this:

".....Only the goddess Eris (Discord) was not invited, but she arrived with agolden apple inscribed with the word kallistēi ("to the fairest one"), which she threw among the goddesses. Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all claimed to be the fairest, and thus the rightful owner of the apple.
The goddesses chose to place the matter before Zeus, who, not wanting to favor one of the goddesses, put the choice into the hands of Paris. After bathing in the spring of Mount Ida (where Troy was situated), the goddesses appeared before Paris. Paris, having been given permission by Zeus to set any conditions he saw fit, required the goddesses to undress and allow him to see them naked. (Another version of the myth says the goddesses themselves chose to undress.) Still, Paris could not decide, as all three were ideally beautiful, so the goddesses resorted to bribes."

And I instantly thought, "Yup. Blow job contest!"

I know. I'm a terrible person. Super dirty minded. I blame society!

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