Yea, I Now Get Why I'm Single....

It all becomes clear to me in this moment as to why or maybe how I'm single....right now, in this moment, I posted this on my Facebook:

     "Omg there's actually scholarly peer reviewed stuff on Fight Club. I have an academic, literary [not literally dumbasses] boner right now!!! #suchanerd"

Yup. I get it now. I'm a cute, girl next door, nothing special -but intriguing, flirty, sassy, broken girl who gets more excited by finding scholarly stuff on Fight Club and is made happier by episodes of The Big Bang Theory than I'm excited and happy about dating anyone...

Sorry, but when I'd rather read a book or watch a TV show than date you....it's CLEARLY you, not me! Hahahaha!