Everyone Thinks You're Up For Grabs!
I hate it! "Do you have a boyfriend?" or "Your boyfriend is lucky!" And when I respond with the fact that I'm single these guys automatically think, "She's mine!" I just need to show her how great I am and show her I can take care of her and give her all of the happiness that she could want!!
Buuuut....they're afraid!
They want to show you the world [Aladdin-style] but only if you want them to show you the world. And then they ask you which part of the world you'd like to see first and when's a convenient time for you to do so and they bring Pepsi and Coke because they're not sure which one you'd want, but if you don't like either of them you two can stop off somewhere and get whatever you like, but if you're busy then he can take a raincheck, but he'll be siting there patiently waiting to show you the world, whenever you get the time or whatever...
I'm Sorry, but I Want Someone To Knock Me Off My Feet
Not someone who's going to bump into me and then say he's sorry then sit at home wishing he'd have mustered up the courage to ask for my phone number. I mean, if you don't have the balls to ask out a girl you like, then what else don't you have the balls to do? And at that, asking a girl to dinner or a movie, ISN'T asking her out on a date. It's playing it safe and feeling out the situation. -Scaredy cats!
George McFly Complex
I refer to this problem as the George McFly Complex. This is where guys are too afraid to make a move because they "just can't handle that kind of rejection!" Get over it! You're going to be rejected MANY times in life, and not just in love either. Quit being so sensitive. Pretend you don't have a care in the world and then go home and cry into your Hello Kitty pillow!! You'll never get anything you want unless you try! And with that said, it seems only creepy weirdos end up hitting on me....am I a creepy weirdo? DAMN IT!!!
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