Saturday, February 23, 2013

Reason No. 523 I'm Single

Ugh!!! I just want someone to cuddle with and possibly make-out with a little.

-No, not you. Or you. Ooooor you. And especially not you, weirdo!

Curse Bob and what he's done to meeeeee!!!! Seriously guys! I'm NEVER like this. I do NOT want to cuddle, even with guys I'm dating or the boyfriends I've had. Nick used to have to throw the pillows out of bed so I couldn't cuddle with them and so I would have to cuddle with him! And I wanted to marry that kid!

Now.....ugh, nooooow because Bob made this ooey-gooey "love" monster I want to cuddle and make-out and be sweet and affectionate and....ick!!! Damn it! I caught feelings! Barney-Stinson style, I caught feelings! This sucks so much. I hate it!! I hate feeeeling.

And what sucks more is that I want all this stuff, but I'm still the same ole picky me and I don't want it with just anyone -it has to be someone special that I feel safe and secure with and who I can trust and possibly be long term with...which means I'm going to feel like this FOREVER and NEVER have these desires which I need met, met!!! DAMN!!!

Damn Bob and making me feel feelings and then abandoning me because me telling him I missed him every 3-5 days was smothering him!!! He sucks! BLEH!!!

Yup. This about sums it up:


BOB!!!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR FEELINGS WITH YOU
WHEN YOU LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER GIRL....I MEAN, WORK....
...and the other girl was just a happy [for you] coincidence....

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